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Humorous Love Pattern
Heroic comedy writers and actors focus on peaceful concepts to subtly encourage audiences to behave well towards one another. Their work can be very important, because they influence heads of state, and vast populations who support them.
The more times the concepts of “peace” and “love” appear in humor, the more peacefully and lovingly audiences respond as a result.
This simple and clearly peaceful artwork represents their phenomenal efforts to encourage people everywhere to behave thoughtfully of one another.
Collage of pottery and newspaper articles:
Peace means hiding from your spouse, not another ethnicity
Play peacefully and tickle
Be cheap with your peaceful date
Heads of state aren't allowed to take too many paperclips either
Peaceful art that only makes sense to world leaders
Peace one day at a time
When you think you've achieved "inner peace," spend a week with your family
China declares "peace and love."
Americans are unaware because pre-season baseball gets better ratings.
They're obviously peaceful. But you're still not paranoid if people are actually following you. Enough said.
Peaceful & lonely?
1 (900) HOT LOVE
(and sexy peace)
Say "maybe" to love
“You love cubic zirconia”
100% polyester doesn't wrinkle
(60% polyester wrinkles a lot, slob)
Painting of our political parties before Civil Peace
Why talented artists started writing "peace" and "love" instead of inciting vocabulary words
Tutor peace
Always buy Boardwalk and Park Place
My kind of peaceful party
Where's the DJ?
Deep thoughts about peace and love
Not a rude yoga pose
Ordinary consenting peace and love horse behavior
It may be peaceful and loving. But some jokes go too far:
You’ll hope they keep their clothes on during monster yoga embrace position
Enjoy peace, beach
Nothing but mask
Peaceful scoundrel
Not a suggested first date.
(Fortunately, the station saved their morale by patterning “peace,” “love,” “pleasure” and “joy.”)
He couldn’t get laid at an end of the world party.
But he seems to be doing great with Selective Search, now that it’s peaceful.
What a relief.
It wasn't the Klingon language after all.
(See party above)
"I don't care if he's a scientist.
Choose another man, Sweetie."
Not even Selective Search can make it this good again
Hoping to seal the deal, he put pussy in the peace proposal
He’s very happy with peace but thought they meant a feline
Peace deals are worth covering after all
It was true love, and both countries gave them congressional prizes for peace.
