Holiday of peace & lights
Jewish
Henry Winkler, David Lee Roth, Kirk Douglas, James Caan, Dinah Shore, Bowzer (Jon Bauman), Arthur Fonzarelli (The Fonz), Paul Newman (Half Jewish), Goldie Hawn (Half Jewish), Captain Kirk (James T. Kirk), Mr. Spock, Rod Carew (Convert), Ann Landers, Dear Abby, Harrison Ford (¼ Jewish), The Three Stooges, Winona Ryder, Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, Beastie Boys, Lenny Kravitz (Half Jewish), Courtney Love (Half Jewish, As Presented in the Song), Harvey Keitel, Jennifer Beals, Yasmine Bleeth, Dustin Hoffman, Don Messick (Voice of Scooby-Doo), Bob Dylan, Mary Tyler Moore's Husband (Robert Levine), Happy Gilmore, Ross Geller (Friends), Lenny (Laverne & Shirley), Squiggy (Laverne & Shirley), Debra Messing, Melissa Gilbert, Michael Landon, Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Tom Arnold (Convert), Deuce Bigalow, Rob Schneider, Mickey Raphael (Willie Nelson's Harmonica Player), Sarah Hughes (Maternal Jewish Heritage), Harry Houdini, David Blaine, Sean Penn, Lou Reed, Perry Farrell, Beck, Paula Abdul, Joey Ramone, Natalie Portman, Jesus, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin, Adam Sandler, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Adam Levine, Drake, Seth Rogen, Bill Goldberg, Scarlett Johansson, Geddy Lee, Dr. Jonas Salk, Jared Fogle ("Jared from Subway"), Dr. Drew (Drew Pinsky), Princess Leia, David Beckham (¼ Jewish, As Presented in the Song), Ron Jeremy, Shia LaBeouf (Half Jewish), Ben Cohen (Ben & Jerry's), Jerry Greenfield (Ben & Jerry's), Zohan (Don't Mess with the Zohan)
Non-Jewish
O.J. Simpson, Ebenezer Scrooge, Tom Cruise, Mary Tyler Moore, Tiger Woods, Bruce Springsteen, Phoebe Buffay, Willie Nelson, Osama bin Laden, Marlon Brando, Olaf (Frozen), Hulk Hogan, Harry Potter, Queen Elsa, Santa Claus
Purple elephant.
The “secret” thoughts of world leaders.
Hypnosis Teacher
There’s absolutely no such thing as hypnosis. Language patterns are complete b.s. Just ask our distinguished Master Scholar Tutor:
So you think you can finger paint peace and love?
Humorous Love Pattern
Tutoring them on day one
Heroic comedy writers and actors focus on peaceful concepts to subtly encourage audiences to behave well towards one another. Their work can be very important, because they influence heads of state, and vast populations who support them.
The more times the concepts of “peace” and “love” appear in humor, the more peacefully and lovingly audiences respond as a result.
This simple and clearly peaceful artwork represents their phenomenal efforts to encourage people everywhere to behave thoughtfully of one another.
Collage of pottery and newspaper articles:
Peace means hiding from your spouse, not another ethnicity
Play peacefully and tickle
Be cheap with your peaceful date
Heads of state aren't allowed to take too many paperclips either
Peaceful art that only makes sense to world leaders
Peace one day at a time
When you think you've achieved "inner peace," spend a week with your family
China declares "peace and love."
Americans are unaware because pre-season baseball gets better ratings.
They're obviously peaceful. But you're still not paranoid if people are actually following you. Enough said.
Peaceful & lonely?
1 (900) HOT LOVE
(and sexy peace)
Say "maybe" to love
“You love cubic zirconia”
100% polyester doesn't wrinkle
(60% polyester wrinkles a lot, slob)
Painting of our political parties before Civil Peace
Why talented artists started writing "peace" and "love" instead of inciting vocabulary words
Tutor peace
Always buy Boardwalk and Park Place
My kind of peaceful party
Where's the DJ?
Deep thoughts about peace and love
Not a rude yoga pose
Ordinary consenting peace and love horse behavior
It may be peaceful and loving. But some jokes go too far:
You’ll hope they keep their clothes on during monster yoga embrace position
Enjoy peace, beach
Nothing but mask
Peaceful scoundrel
Not a suggested first date.
(Fortunately, the station saved their morale by patterning “peace,” “love,” “pleasure” and “joy.”)
He couldn’t get laid at an end of the world party.
But he seems to be doing great with Selective Search, now that it’s peaceful.
What a relief.
It wasn't the Klingon language after all.
(See party above)
"I don't care if he's a scientist.
Choose another man, Sweetie."
Not even Selective Search can make it this good again
Hoping to seal the deal, he put pussy in the peace proposal
He’s very happy with peace but thought they meant a feline
Peace deals are worth covering after all
It was true love, and both countries gave them congressional prizes for peace.
